I think Wisteria is beautiful. Sure, I know it involves much work and dedication on the part of the gardener and that it secretly wants to take over the world, but honestly I think Kudzu is doing a better job in that department.

This is what I want my Wisteria to look like.

Wisteria Being Gorgeous

Well don’t get all excited yet. It doesn’t.

I have had some planted in several locations for 6 years. Really. It can take a long time for them to bloom.

This year I finally saw what looked like buds forming on two of them.

Wisteria ALMOST Blooming

I had to go out and check on them hourly, and pinch my self to make sure I wasn’t dreaming.

I was especially concerned after some big storms rolled though but all was A-OK until….

THIS.

Albus the Monster Dog

Did THIS

Gnawed Wisteria Vine

Causing THIS.

Murdered Wisteria

All I could do was lurch back to the house, grab the camera and take a picture of

THIS:

I'm Sorry...

And no, he wasn’t, not really.

He is just pouting because I took his new stick away.

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